Please consider turning it on! Um breve encontro na volta para Hogwarts poderia mudar tudo. He just hadn't bargained for a new body in a parallel dimension to be one of them. He has a plan. Being in the middle of a dangerous war meant having to plan ahead for the worst case scenario, as both James and Lily Potter very well knew. An ignorant and nave Harry is steadily corrupted. Harry Potter has always known he was different. Thankfully, Death takes care of his master.Death wants to travel back in time? Hermione sighed, squeezing the bridge of her nose shortly by frustration, and wetted her lips then. The shade of a willow tree stretched over him and covered the ledge he sat on a foot or so from the water. A mistake by a dying man drives Hermione to obsession as she seeks to unlock the secrets of the Deathly Hallows. Or where Harry wakes up sick and afraid, but Louis is there to comfort him. I don't own HP. I've learned a lot in thirty years, and not narking off my wife is the main one. No slash. Let Hermione handle all the data gathering and calculations.2. He needed space. After a long time, Harry grew numb, and after many, many years and deaths later, Death made an offer to Harry. Snape is sent to give Flora Potter her letter, and is shocked by what he finds. Get sucked into doing a ritual that sends them 13 years in the past and be forced to deal with the bond and primordial beings. 'Because you're possibly the chosen one, it doesn't mean you're invincible or anything. Just some photo editation and fan arts with Harry Potter paired up with different girls. Il dcouvre galement quel type de sorcier il est, et son rle dans la socit c'est--dire : une jolie chienne qui se fait monter n'importe o et n'importe quand. I thought it would be funny to rewrite the Harry Potter series, but Harry is Gen Z. .s5ap8yh1b4ZfwxvHizW3f{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-metaText);padding-top:5px}.s5ap8yh1b4ZfwxvHizW3f._19JhaP1slDQqu2XgT3vVS0{color:#ea0027} A love-letter to our favorite Harry Potter fanfiction tropes through a crack-fic that takes itself very seriously. "What do you mean you went and saved Harry from his family?" During his third year at Hogwarts, Harry and his classmates were taught how to defend against Boggarts. She shook her head now. ', 'What?' Harry, thanks to a stupid choice made by the Order of the Phoenix, was having the worst summer of his life. He won't stand for this any longer! But what happens when Harry finds out about Tom riddles manic tendencies and cuts him off. 'What's wrong with you really?'. 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Most of the time, that is. No. #fanfiction The three of them are standing at the designated meeting spot for the event. Waking up after almost dying I seem to recognize the world I'm in, one with magic, dark wizards, and more. Harry wakes up to find himself shrunk down to less than six inches tall. Set in the indeterminate future of that story, Harry finally goes too far. Im interested in reading fics where characters find Harry intimidating (even without him being aware of it.). 200K 7.5K 55. Yes, she was going to get her freedom, but now it would come with a healthy dose of revenge. An absolutely wanker really.This is made even more relevant by the fact that even now, over two years since the bloody tossers death, he is causing problems.But you know what? ._3oeM4kc-2-4z-A0RTQLg0I{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-pack:justify;justify-content:space-between} She just so happens to land in Harry's backyard. 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